Anniversary Jokes One Liners

All because i'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. On the night of their 50th anniversary they kiss each other,reminisce about all the good times then kiss each other once more and go to sleep.

#62 my last boss said i have a preoccupation with vengeance…we’ll see about that. A year goes by and on the first anniversary, the monk says: Car, sarcastic, time, travel, work.

You know, honey, the little old lady says slyly, my breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago. i'm not surprised, replies the old man.

So, i got her a refrigerator because i wanted to see her face light up. #60 ‘what’s your biggest weakness?’ ‘i’m really honest’ ‘that’s not necessarily a bad thing, you know’ ‘i don’t really care what you think’ #61 is the glass half full? But on the day, when it came to the words of the ceremony, the groom was shocked to hear the priest ask him. That way she can't hit me with them.